Ok, so what do you know?

Since I want to give you a relatively accurate idea of my experience level with each design related program, I think that using CSS styled bar graphs should do the trick.

>> Standard: Photoshop, Illustrator, InDesign

Photoshop

Hey you, use non-destructive building with numerous layers and masks, learn effective (invisible) photo retouching and color correction techniques, work smarter not harder with actions (or batch/droplets), use paths and pen tool not lasso, man! wait, don't use that lens flare! yuck, remove that ugly drop shadow and hideous emboss layer effect!

Illustrator

My vector program of choice simply because I've been using it longer than Freehand (yeah I know... Freehand is better). It's also my preferred program to import drawings/cartoons. (cartoons for a program called 'Illustrator', think of that)

Indesign

I used Quark once and ever since then, I vowed Indesign to be my page layout program of choice.
Anyways, yay for paragraph styles. It's like CSS for print.

>> Web: Dreamweaver, Flash

Dreamweaver

As for code languages: Able to easily read and create both HTML & CSS. Currently only able to create basic PHP and somewhat read and modify already developed advanced PHP code. (google + cut & paste = win)

Flash

As for scripting: Currently only able to read and create basic action scripting functions. Also, flash encoded video compression rocks, use it.

>> Video: Final Cut Pro, After Effects, DVD Studio Pro

Final Cut Pro

Avid

Premiere

After Effects

Apple Motion

Soundtrack

Soundbooth

DVD Studio Pro

Encore